I was sitting on the curb at the MPS trying to get internet when Tom Lefler comes walking out the door.
T.Lef: What are you doing out here? Don't you want to go sit inside?
Me: Oh, I'm trying to get internet.
T.Lef: Can't you get that sitting on a couch?
Me: Oh, I'm fine. I feel more at home out here on the streets.
T.Lef: Really?! All right... I'll remember that.

He probably will too.