On the freeway in a rented car, SVW reads a sign:
"AMBER ALERT WHITE SEDAN LIC PLATE 9937 AJ OR 9937 OJ". Are we in a white sedan? We are in a white sedan. That is not good.

I love that geese are born with clown horns. It makes them the funniest bird.
- Tom R.

(There was much urinating in the Great Salt Lake while we were shooting, as base camp was 25 minutes away. I started to think it was lame.)
Byron: I need to pee.
Bette: Hold it in like the girls have to do all day.
Derek: Yeah, that's what I do.
Bette: Grow up and be a girl.
Derek: Yeah, be a girl like Babetta and I!