"you guys, her lips are bigger than my head."

-c. branning

"they've got 60 seconds left. that means ten minutes!"

-child actor

"if we do everything properly and don't chit-chat afterwards we should be able to get 8 hours of sleep."

-t. morrill

"I think they need bigger plates"
-Diana

Diana: Put them on him while he's sleeping.
Me: Um....

"Wait, you came at night?"
"Yeah."
"2 in the morning or in the afternoon?"
"In the morning."
"Okay, so, like 2am?"
-Kelsie


Jennie: So is it warm there?
Kelsie: Uh..
Jennie: Not like the weather...the people.

Derek says something make-funnable. About 30 seconds later...
Tom: 'Moted! Oh, I said "'moted", but I said it too late!

Mamadukes Kelly: So, are you going to rob some more dead today?
(translations: Are you going to work on For Robbing the Dead some more today?)

We only got 7 pages to save the world.
- Laurence Laws

That's why we have each other. And Jeff Parkin.
- Lawsy

"I can only play one character...Whiny."
-Jace

Tommy R: That was a good one.
DP: She wasn't even aiming for there! She was aiming for here!
TR: Yes, but she hit you in the head, which means God was on her side.

"Vomit fireworks!"
-Babetta

"Sorry I pushed you...But next time I really will hit you."
-Tom Russell

"My buddy's former step father just got out of prison and he's looking for someone to go to LA with next weekend. He's 41. Did I mention that he's single?"
-Jeff Hill

me: glee...i'm surprised you haven't heard of it. it's like high school musical, you'd love it.
devin: is it on disney?
me: no
devin: well, that's why i haven't heard of it.

"gummi bears were made for spooning"
-Babetta

Doesn't mean I don't want to be your friend, I just won't.
- Ben Unguren (on facebook friend invites)

Lawsy: naw, let the vomit live
(After I said I should probably stop with my constant vomit comments.)

Taylor: to make the duck story sadder... supposedly the daddy duck was sitting there quacking for a while after I killed his mate
me: awwwwwwwwwwww
Taylor: yeah... if that duck goes to duck heaven I am probably going to duck hell

"Man, you guys were in way cooler wombs than I was."
-Jon Bell

"On an unrelated note, did you know "Dammit I'm mad" is a palindrome?"

-JP

"Although, really, you do just buy stuff and throw it in the back of your car and call it a day."
-Alex (on my production design style)

and also

me: but he does wear carrrrrrrrdigans.
*Drool*
i've got to stop talking about men like objects
<--worst

Alex: Pretty much. I see now that we're just slabs of sweatered meat to you.

"Laws, you just got kicked out of the class."
-Derek Pueblo

Me: That was a joke.
Babetta: Well, it wasn't funny. If it was I would've laughed.

I don't know. Do I have time to commit to three hours of puppy?
- Laws

I like the term spooning. I think it's cute, but not Spoon Me. That's gross. I don't even know you.

-Brynn on frozen yogurt places

Babzy: What if I said change your profile picture or I'll stab you?
J Mag: That'd be good.

Hey! That dog inspired a town! What town have you inspired?
- Lawsy

Lawsy: Where is his home?
Tess: Heaven.

Bright Star: "She only knows how to flirt and sew."
L: ".... like they teach you in Young Women's!"

Bette: Oh, Lawsy. What are we gonna do?
Lawsy: I don't know. Keep calm and carry on....or spaz out and take action...one of the two.

Can we make a movie that called, "Dear Men, Man Up!"?
- Lawsy

I'm done with boring and weird...unless it's meant to be, ya know?

And I mean not creep like a creeper but creep like a sneaker.
- Lawsy

(again half asleep-facing into the couch)
Lawsy: ...(mumbling, mumbling) the worst.
Bette: What's the worst?
Lawsy: Are you talking to Jennie?
Bette: Yes.
Lawsy: Tell her she's the worst.
Jennie: I know I'm the worst.
Lawsy: Wait is she here?
(Lawsy turns and discovers that Jennie is indeed in the room.)

"Here's the thing about life: you can look at the bottom and it's oozing out!" (On choosing chocolates)
- Lawsy

Lauren Merkley: We're in central Virginia.

Phil Goodwin: Oh. I thought you said sensual Virginia. Well...Virginia is for lovers.

I'm mean and it's nice.
- Lawsy baby

Lauren loud and clear, though sleeping: Potatoes? What?

Is it just me or does that picture of Brigham Taylor remind you of Will Ferrell?
-Brynn

Oh no! I stole a hair band from the temple! I'm going to hell!
- Lawsy

I struggle with a love...for the breakfast sandwich.
- Asia Stryker

(Me sitting on floor outside of Tom's office.)
Dean: Did you fall down?

In an email from Tommy Russ:
"Once I hear from you, we'll either send this out to the talent or just toss it in the latrine and then call a plumber to help us get all that paper out of the latrine."

And then:
"Oh you are one smart earthling."

I just love the humans that I am surrounded by. Just sayin'.

"They were so cute! Why can't they just wed?"
-Babzy

Laws: Man, being around Jeff makes me want to swear all the time now... I was gonna say..."Damn that milk is good."
Bette: You just did.
Laws: It's not bad when I'm quoting my mind.

"Between all three of us we have like half a butt."

- Lawsy